Neptune's Diamonds Neptune's Diamonds, Just one will do! I must get my hands, Get my hands on you! Down in my spaceship, I head for its core! I switch off all its engines, As its feet touch the floor! A perilous journey, Only the toughest brave! Those ill equipped and unprepared, Head straight for their grave! I step outside my ship, And lo and behold! Heaps and heaps of diamonds, Like mountains of blue gold! I reach down to touch, And a voice Booms! "Who Are You. What Do You want?" Leave Now! FOOL! I make a hasty retreat, And beam off the planet! Back safely aboard the mothership, But with no diamond! Dang it!
